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Me: A typical adult, trying to do well under capitalism and being sensible

Also me: consistently wanted a sword for christmas since learning what swords were

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@eden one with gems in the handle that have magickal powers?

@tethre IS BEING THE BORN RULER OF ENGLAND TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR CHRISTMAS :(

@eden only if there weren't any gems in the handle. then it would be a bit shabby and basic of a demand. with the gems in the handle on the other side, it's the _least_ you could ask for.

@tethre That's very true. Or hopefully it has enough magick that you wouldn't even want to rule a country

@eden It's an often overlooked factual gimmick: Being the born ruler doesn't actually require any ruling whatsoever! Brilliant, isn't it?

(Now I want a Doctor Who episode based on this toot!)

@eden I have two and yees they are awesome to own <3.