*company does a bad thing*
me: see. this goes to show i was right all along when i said people shouldnt use Products
I watched Isle of Dogs.
I wanted a dog before I started watching.
Now I'm sad AND I want a dog.
For your viewing pleasure, capibaras hiding from the rain.
As a data scientist, dealing with traditional business statisticians really confuses me.
"We only need 150 data points to form a stable equation"
150?! Stable?! What are these concepts and words?
Uber, after the recent announcements, has more external debt than Zimbabwe.
Dreams, sleep paralysis Show more
I can't decide if a recent dream was a dream, of a sleep-paralysis--induced balance between something that happened and a dream.
There was a moment where I thought someone was in my house, and so I needed to get up, but my body was heavy and unmovable, and I knew if I kept trying that I might experience sleep paralysis, so I would try to get up without opening my eyes.
And I have this vivid *feeling* of being in the middle of my room, looking for this person, but knowing I couldn't see.
And then being back in bed, waking up several hours later.
Does anyone ever accidentally practice a facial expression in public?
Like you're thinking about a conversation you're going to have later and you actually go through with how you'd say something?
How I am with recipes; "I get the gist, fuck your rules, recipe writer"
How I am with ready-meals; "Cook for exactly 3 minutes, and stir four times counter-clockwise, before returning to the oven for 2 minutes"
if your IT person isnt trans are they a cisadmin
V distressed today. Learned that some people’s euphemism for sex is ‘dickening’
"What's wrong with you?"
"Well I can't own a dog in London, so, lots."
Everyone should be allowed to call up work once a month and just be like
"no. not today. today is nap day"
So this is my not-as-normal selfie to go alongside it.
Was planning on wearing it to a fetish party in a few weeks, wanted some feedback :)
i thought they were a good person, but... but they were a twitter crossposter
I'm actually gonna stop directions on this now
"No, it's more of a literal password"
Security through objectivity